Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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