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• (845): View more from New York

  I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Found a pint glass in my snow pants.

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• (975): View more from Missouri

  At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Its not chugging if its just one gulp

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Why were you not born a dude?

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  Because god wanted to level the playing field

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year

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• (817): View more from Texas

  New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.

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