at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species