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(626): View more from California

I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.

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(626): I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong. http://tfl.nu/s8qo

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.

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(403): you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion. http://tfl.nu/ldji

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you

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(321): You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you http://tfl.nu/ey1b

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(614): View more from Ohio

yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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and what did he say?

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there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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(614): yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world. (1-614): and what did he say? (614): there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning. http://tfl.nu/xi47

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(229): View more from Georgia

You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.

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(229): You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right. http://tfl.nu/bvcn

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(623): View more from Arizona

just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.

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and by single i mean slutty

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(623): just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single. (623): and by single i mean slutty http://tfl.nu/aczn

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(404): View more from Georgia

It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.

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(404): It's a bathroom floor kind of morning. http://tfl.nu/13m7

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.

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(+44): Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism. http://tfl.nu/zz0f

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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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(214): I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go. http://tfl.nu/67tg

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.

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(+44): So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me. http://tfl.nu/ocor

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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

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(610): I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents. http://tfl.nu/hwmn

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(330): View more from Ohio

If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?

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(330): If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve? http://tfl.nu/pwke

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(469): View more from Texas

I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...

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(469): I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom... http://tfl.nu/pwb7

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(702): View more from Nevada

Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.

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(702): Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos. http://tfl.nu/ooli

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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew

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(716): I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew http://tfl.nu/lady

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