it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were destined to go to rehab together
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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