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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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