If i come over, it means nothing
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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