Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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