so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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