I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
Two words: nipple clamps
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