he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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