i need an iv and a liver transplant
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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