Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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