they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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