just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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