Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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