There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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