this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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