She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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