she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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