Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm super disappointed in my clit.