i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He has the fingertips of a God
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