By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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