she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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