I look better un-naked...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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