My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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