About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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