Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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