I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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