I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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