that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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