Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I think people are normalizing furries
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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