Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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