he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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