He uses pillows to masturbate.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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