She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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