hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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