He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
