I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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