I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
