remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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