I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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