He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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