When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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