she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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