Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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