like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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