just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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