They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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