Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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