He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
a search helicopter?!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
