I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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