My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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