am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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