Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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