she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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