your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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