Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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