Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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