How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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