so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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