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Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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